What Would Jared Do?

New article on Slate discusses why that guy from the Subway ads won't go away, and proposes him as "a kind of perfect false idol for consumer America" - a ridiculous  role model for a ridiculous premise - that eating Subway fast food is a valid dieting plan, and that someone who does this should be idolized. It also uses the phrase "hoagier-than-thou" which amuses me.